Funny Indian Signs

Here's a collection of some funny signs, boards and ads in various parts of India.

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Leave Applications as Never Seen Before

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Leave Applications as Never Seen Before

Remember those days when we were in school and we learnt how to write letters and applications? Well I guess not many of us remember the actual way of writing a leave application. Have a look at the snippets below and I'm damn sure you'll enjoy reading them. 

Leave Application and Job Application

Leave Application and Job Application . Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."
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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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· In A Letter :
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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Guide Comments

lisa said 9 months ago:

whoever has written this one, i am damm sure that he/she has kicked in the air as the letters are real time pass stuff.well,hi writer its a good idea to make others laugh ,the same you are doing though the samples you have cited above are mere fiction , i believe.they are.buy the way nice to see your creativity dude.

Viral said 8 months ago:

This are taken from a forwarded email...

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