Laughter is The Best Medicine

by: Indien
Laughter is The Best Medicine

India is a country of diversities. You'll find diversities in food, culture, climate, religions, values, etiquettes etc. Same is with the spoken languages. In some part of India people have created their own version of English language. Here we have listed a few jokes. Hope you'll enjoy these jokes. 

 

NOTE: We have no intensions to harm anyone's feelings, please do not feel offended.

Some Hinglish Jokes

Some Hinglish Jokes

In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do
such thing is please not to read this notice.

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In a Surat hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable.
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In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter
more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is
then going alphabetically by national order.
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In a Baroda hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. daily.
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In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
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Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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In a Bhavnagar hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
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In an Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
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In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
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Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
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In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Bharuch hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
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Not from a hotel, but still worth a mention:
In the office of Ahmedabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women, and other diseases.
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